NO NEED TO SAIL AMERICA'S CUP IN 2003
    Bill Koch buys up all the challenging America's Cup Syndicates,

    Retires Auld Mug. "I won, I won, It's mine forever," he says.
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Bye Bye Yacht Club



Clerical Error Leaves Yacht Club Without a Port

Architects omit moorage for floating yacht club at Sheister Bay. "Opps," giggled Commissioner Davies. "We hired the best out-of-state consultants money can buy. Just proves they're only human like you and me…well, you. Oh well, too late to change, don't want to waste taxpayers dollars."

"They're first on the list when a 70'x70' slip becomes available. " says Marina Manager Brigadoon.


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    Ex-Friar Has New Calling - Teaching Gospel of Sailing to Animals
    Banana Through Head - Amazing Survival: Man Impaled
    TONNAGE RULE Implemented for PHRF - Should eliminate protests unless there's survivors


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